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Tried to use LINQ on a JavaScript Array
C# · JS · undefined is not a function
Converted 4 cups of coffee into revelio features
simopisa/revelio · production · high-caffeine
Consulted LeKwak regarding a Logic Error
debugging · quack · "oh, I see it now"
Spent 4 hours centering a div
CSS · Flexbox · Mental Health
Injected 14 Services into one Constructor
C# · Dependency-Injection · "Why is the startup slow?"
Pushed to revelio — Fixed XAML formatting
MAUI · main · "Added 400 StackLayouts to center one button"
Replaced all C# Types with dynamic
MAUI · anarchy · "Types are just suggestions"
Accidentally installed everything from npm
Angular · local-storage-full · node_modules/infinity
Shipped Revelio v.1.2 — rewrote Instagram integration layer
simopisa/revelio · .NET MAUI · C# · production
Deployed LupusHelper bot to Azure Functions
C# · Azure · serverless · Telegram Bot API
Published Kanbanize Title Updater
JavaScript · Chrome Extension · MV3
Released ExcelUnlocker CLI tool
C# · .NET · CLI · Open Source
Completed Warehouse Rush — 3D browser game
JavaScript · Three.js · WebGL · physics
Refactored data access layer with EF Core + Repository pattern
C# · .NET · EF Core · SOLID principles
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